Category: #Baptist

Bette Works Them Balls … Need It Say More?
Sep 6, 1992
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OSUalumnus
in #Baptist, #GlitchesInTheMatrix, #GoodTimes, #MeToo
There is nothing like being an 11-year-old and watching Bette Midler play with balls while singing a variation on a theme based upon Gloria Gaynor’s I Will Survive.
Do You Masticate?
Oct 28, 1994
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by
OSUalumnus
in #Baptist, #DISreality, #Fletcherize, #GlitchesInTheMatrix, #GoodTimes, #HELP!, #OKState, #TheAngstyYears, #TheNewDarkAges, #WillThereBeANewRenaissance?, It is the thing to do., Those who can, do; those who can’t, teach!
Funny thing is, “The Site” is only 13-years-old, and already, the evil cunt that gave birth to it has forced it to learn how to drive using a 1986 Ford Escort with a manual shift. Yep…that’s right. A 13-year-old driving a manual, POS car through Tulsa to buy tampons, Pepsi, and a bag of ice.
Oklahoma Baptist Area Keyboard Hymn Playing Festival
Jan 13, 1996
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OSUalumnus
in #Baptist, #DISreality, #GlitchesInTheMatrix, #GoodTimes, #MeToo, Piano, Those who can, do; those who can’t, teach!
Playing the piano is so much fun…even for a gay kid at a Baptist competition.
That Time That “The Site” Took Not One but Two Bitches to Not “The Site’s” Prom Since “The Site” Dropped Out of High School Its Freshman Year
Apr 17, 1996
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by
OSUalumnus
in #Baptist, #DISreality, #GlitchesInTheMatrix, #GoodTimes, #HELP!, #MeToo, #soyyo, #TheAngstyYears, #TheNewDarkAges, #WillThereBeANewRenaissance?, Those who can, do; those who can’t, teach!
That’s though not the point of this post. The actual point has more to do with this song…
Not Sure If This Is a Good Sign or a Bad Omen
Oct 8, 1998
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OSUalumnus
in #Baptist, #DISreality, #GlitchesInTheMatrix, #GoodTimes, #PublicOfficials, #TheAngstyYears, But Played Piano like a Pentecostal., I raised myself Baptist, Orgasm, Quickie Mart, Sex, Sting, Tantric, Those who can, do; those who can’t, teach!
Every time “The Site” has sex with someone…the exact moment of climax is accompanied by this song. It never fails. Every time “The Site” has an orgasm since this song hit the radio has coincided with this song as the dénouement. It’s becoming bizarrely codependent. Seriously…wtf? It makes “The SIte” want to make sure there…
Cáisc Shona daoibh
Apr 15, 2001
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by
OSUalumnus
in #Baptist, #Cubs, #DISreality, #FOXNews, #GlitchesInTheMatrix, #GoPokes, #HappyEaster, #HELP!, #MeToo, #ProChoice, Those who can, do; those who can’t, teach!
#Enya…Need It Say More? Wtf?!
The Time “The Site” Entered a Drag Pageant for No Other Reason Than To Wear the Crown While Mowing the Lawn in a Pair of Stilettos
Apr 25, 2004
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by
OSUalumnus
in #Baptist, #GlitchesInTheMatrix, #GoodTimes, Those who can, do; those who can’t, teach!
“The Site” came out in a hand-sewn, Rococo-inspired gown with paniers, belladonna-tinged skin, pupils the size of dinner plates, bright hooker-red lips, and a handcrafted powdered wig that was about 3′ tall and weighed at least 7,71107kgs (of course made by “The Site”) along with a fine selection of gaudy jewels from Mr. Harry Hines.