An alcoholic cunt and her sister.

Is the Key to Success

Also Known As

the Table of Contents

So, curiosity and tenacity got “The Site” where it is today. This may not have been the original plan for its existence; nonetheless, it has no regrets, no secrets, nothing to be ashamed of, but it wouldn’t be surprised if you cannot say the same.

Frankly, the choice is yours.

If you’re looking for the classical ideal(s) of beauty aka a safe space then “The Site” would recommend that you leave this place, now.

If not, and you are intelligent and competent enough to handle such a task, then this is the beginning of its story.

Years of Yore

c. 1981 – 2000



Satan Is the Evil Cunt that Gave Birth to It
The Experience of Countless Orgasms Before It Could Experience Its Own
**Death of its Grandfather (and then the other, right behind)
**Evil Cunt Cheats on Dad with Psych Patient from Parkside
**And then moves the psych patient and it into an apartment in Tulsa
**Edison Middle School –– first real experience with BureauCunts℠
Beaten / Battered / Abused
**Grandmother Rescues It; Back to Claremore Public BureauCunts℠
**Drop out of school
NAÏVETÉ is Detrimental to I.Q.
How To Have Sex To Stay Alive at 16
**Beauty School
**Years of Miscellaneous Stuff

Years of Foment

c. 2000 – 2012

**More Years of Miscellaneous Stuff
Beaten / Battered / Abused – Rewind
**Twelve and Twelve, etc.
**”The Site’s” First Encounter (albeit brief) with Big Guy
What if I’m a mermaid in these jeans of her’s with her name still on them, and after all these years go by … will I still even remember?
**RSU, again
**Leaving for internship at NEA
**Job at NEA
Backstabbed by BureauCunts℠ and the Evil Cunt that Gave Birth to Me
**RSU one final time, and this time “The Site” gets ass-raped by a cabal of BureauCunts℠ including Steven Rosser and his fat little bitch Bryce Brimer over a final thesis paper. This was also when “The Site” realized that the rest of the Fine Art and English department was made up of spineless BureauCunts℠, too.
(Foretelling: not sure why “The Site” didn’t figure this out before applying to the BureauCunts℠ at Oklahoma Shit University?)

Years of Transformation

c. 2012 – 2016

**Homeless once again after the Evil Cunt was done using “The Site.” Will it ever learn?
**Accepted into #AmericasMOSTDISGUSTINGOrange and stupidly moved to the shittiest town in existence, Silly Stilly (unbeknownst at that time, but it is a land full of Harvey Weinsteins and Jeffrey Epsteins that are not only welcomed, but overpaid and underworked. These creatures called BureauCunts℠ are now reigned over by their Queen of the BureauCunts℠ Kayse Shrum. This dumb cunt is so fucking stupid she had to go to the medical school of last resort, marry a gay man to be a beard, adopt Ethiopian children, and then sleep her lesbian way to the top of the worst of the worst even out of the land-grants, allegedly. She is the uglier step-sister of the Wicked Witch of the West. That has been confirmed by an anonymous source named Jonathon Swift. You fucking mentally retarded #WPOS FUCKING CUNTS! #YellowJournalism #Smuton6 #LeniRiefenstahl has more integrity than anything related to the ENTIRE STATE OF OKLAHOMA.)
**Violently assaulted by the PiggieCrats℠ in Silly Stilly for no reason other than “The Site’s” homosexuality
If you need my shame to reclaim your pride … then you’d better keep trying.
If there’s one promise that I will never break … it’s to make sure that your pride is destroyed into perpetuity.
The Idiocracy @ the Bartlett Center
**Rebecca Brienen tries to steal its research, Part 1
How an evil BureauCunt℠ Parading as a Professor Became the Harvey Weinstein of Land-Grant Universities
**Rebecca Brienen Tries To Steal Its Research, Part 2
PS Both times she failed.
Because that is all she is … an abject failure … besides being an absolute cunt.
Thank you, Youtube!

Years of Trepidation

c. 2016 – 2023

**Masters degree with 4.0 and a ton of honors
**Final semester included sinus reconstruction surgery, cutting out wisdom teeth, the death of grandmother, and diagnosis of tumor. “The Site” also completed the entire master’s degree in a constant migrainous state because the incompetent neurologist would not do an MRI and just kept prescribing new migraine pills.
**Walked across the stage on 6 May 2016
**Brain surgery for tumor – 23 May 2016
**Fired by Oklahoma State University after brain surgery – October 2023. There is way more to this story than just being fired. #PRISON4EVERYONEEMPLOYEDBYOSU
Beaten / Battered / Abused – Part 3
Like a good book, I can’t put this day back. A sorta fairytale with you … until I woke up and realized the painful truth.
**Disappear to South America until the Tiny Bit of Money Runs Out
**File complaints with Department of Education and EEOC. Both are worthless BureauCunts that just kept pointing fingers at the other
**Finally provided with my right to sue Oklahoma State University from the EEOC right before Christmas
**Found out that no attorney would take the case because they either A. “They had children that go to school there, ” B. “They were proud graduates of America’s MOST DISGUSTING Orange,” C. “They feared the retaliation,” or D. “They took the case for about two-weeks before they called ‘The Site’ almost in tears begging to be released from the contract because they were scared shitless after getting off the phone with OSU’s General Counsel.” He, interestingly, went from being gainfully employed to being an ambulance chaser, allegedly. Not exactly sure what #AMDO did to him, but in “The Site’s” non-attorney, spokesits opinion, they did something.
**Evil Cunt decides that I have been recovering on my grandmother’s couch, makes up story to tell the police, they say they see no evidence, and Verdigris Chief of Piggiecrats Cap’n Jack tells the Evil Cunt that she can tell the Rogers County Courthouse anything, and they’ll provide her with a protective order, which will get me out of the house in about 30-minutes.
**The beginning of my even more homeless than I was before period.
**Learning that “The Site’s” supposed best friend is a psychotic, lying cunt that has only been using it all of these years.
Sleeping on linoleum in Counseling and Recovery’s allegedly sober living house pretty much feels like home;
Especially when they put me with a drug-addicted nutbag and his recently wedded wife after he got out of prison.
Not to mention that the manager of the allegedly sober living place was drunk starting at 17:00 until he passes out.
Finally, getting a place of its own in a slum called Sunwood, but only after being ass-raped by the Harvey Weinsteins of Tulsa Housing Authority for the first of what the Old Hag Fortune Teller says is going to be many, many, many more ass-rapings to come – the names Donna Wilson, Fondrea Taylor, and Megan Huss are coming to her mind for some reason. Oh, and someone by the name of Aaron Darden was also coming to mind as possibly the ringleader of this #Pizzagate-like cabal of ass-rapings in exchange for Federal HUD housing assistance aka Section 8.
[Bureau]Cunts”R”Us: Hell Hath No Fury Like the Female Bureaucrat’s Scorn
[Bureau]Cunts”R”Us: Hell Hath No Fury Like the Female Bureaucrat’s Scorn, Part II
Totally & Permanently Disabled; (But hey, at least it tried!)
[Bureau]Cunts”R”Us: Hell Hath No Fury Like the Female Bureaucrat’s Scorn, Part III
OH WOW! The Old Hag Fortune Teller has been 100% correct so far about not only how many times you must be raped by Tulsa Housing Authority to receive your Federally funded housing assistance, but also the names … Donna Wilson is the biggest fucking PseudoCrat Cunt that “The Site” has dealt with so far at the Tulsa Housing Authority.
#H8OKST8 (a truthful mockumentary exposing the very real allegations of abuse of power by public officials, collusion, discrimination, retaliation, selective / malicious prosecution, gross negligence, police brutality, racial profiling, clandestine cover-ups, and more! Allegedly, this site is everything a U.S. Attorney General would need to convene a grand jury to present a true bill for a litany of allegations neatly packaged with a RICO ribbon against almost every bureaucrat piggy in the State of Oklahoma…almost. It is also called ART!)
[Bureau]Cunts”R”Us: Hell Hath No Fury Like the Female Bureaucrat’s Scorn, Part IV

Years of Enlightenment

c. 2023 – TBD

[Bureau]Cunts”R”Us: Hell Hath No Fury Like the Female Bureaucrat’s Scorn – The Reckoning, Part V
Remember the Future
Big Guy, Part 1
The Return of the #BureauCunts of #PITAC, Part 1
Nutbag Dyke Therapist That Should Not Be a Therapist … Did She Even Have a License?
Big Guy, Part 2
When the sex is that good … you may ignore a bunch of GIANT FUCKING RED FLAGS?!
The Return of the BureauCunts of #PITAC, Part 2
Big Guy, Part 3
OH WOW! (Part 2) The Old Hag Fortune Teller has been 100% correct so far about not only how many times you must be raped by Tulsa Housing Authority to receive your Federally funded housing assistance, but also the names … Fondrea Taylor is now the biggest fucking PseudoCrat Cunt that “The Site” has dealt with so far at the Tulsa Housing Authority.
The Return of the BureauCunts of PITAC, Part 3
Big Guy, The End
This public announcement also includes all of the BureauCunts that chose to participate, or chose to stay quiet, while they witnessed it unfold like Laura the Fat Cow Austin Thomas and her NAZI-goon squad of Gestapo-wannabes. Oh, and people like Gentner Drummond. Actually, the WHOLE ENTIRE OKLAHOMA BAR ASSOCIATION SHOULD PERMANENTLY DISBAR ITSELF. THEY KNOW WHAT IS HAPPENING AND ARE CHOOSING TO DO NOTHING. #OBA
Now Being Harvey Weinstein-ed by The Advantage Program and Their Mentally Retarded BureauCunts and the even more disgusting lackies called #PseudoCrats.
Bonny Crest – more to come
Mashovin Home Health – more to come
Oxford Home Health, Part 1 – more to come
ElaraCaring – a lot more to come
Oxford Home Health, Part 2 – shockingly, even more to come
Cornerstone – yep, you guessed it … there’s even more
Bios Home Health – and the cream of crop … who knew that one company could take the cake when it comes to being the most disgusting cunts to have ever walked this earth? The only thing that will make them better people is to burn in hell for all of eternity where they can learn from their wicked and evil ways. As “The Site’s” Gramma would say, “Patience is a virtue.”
OH WOW! (Part 3 and 4 and 5 … Who knows at this point?!? Keeping up with these nutbags is next to impossible. Why is this even remotely shocking since they can’t even keep their lies straight.) The Old Hag Fortune Teller is so far still 100% correct not only about how many times you must be raped by Tulsa Housing Authority to receive your Federally funded housing assistance, but also the names … Megan Thee Huss is the biggest fucking PseudoCrat Cunt that “The Site” has dealt with so far. It’s amazing how the vindictive cuntery just grows and grows … are these women okay with behaving just like Harvey Weinstein? Because that is what they are doing. They are taking directly from the H. W. playbook on how to abuse your power. The only difference is … they are doing it with federal funds; Harvey at least did it with his own private business. #MeToo

For now, don’t forget to check back often because “The Site” is going to explain 40-some-odd-years of its life. Think of this as a personal diary, a therapeutic journal, or an artistic endeavor … whatever you choose to call it, it just happens to be wide-open and available to the public on this fancy thing called the interwebs. You may think that Peyton’s Place was scandalous … HA! HA! Hhhhh [cough] aaaaaA! The Bureaucratic OKIEgarchy has definitely put all that to shame.
PS Poor little Christina had such a rough life living with her Mommie Dearest. “The Site” would trade any day. #RunningWithScissors!

There is more to come. This site will be under constant construction. It’s very similar to the City of Tulsa’s incompetent #BureaucraticOligarchy, and its never-ending construction on everything.

Full disclosure: “The Site” is a recovering BureauCunt℠.
It is an expert on the topic of BureauCunting℠. Everything it learned from and/or about the #BO was direct from the horse’s mouth … direct from these worthless excuses for human beings. They really are more disgusting than cockroaches.

The infestation is out-of-control.