Category: #TheAngstyYears
A.B.B.A. (All BareBack All-the-time!)
This totes brings back memories about that time when the Evil One brought the Psych Patient home after he tried to kill himself by shooting himself in the stomach. What a dumb fuck. The real shame was that he didn’t succeed.
Do You Masticate?
Funny thing is, “The Site” is only 13-years-old, and already, the evil cunt that gave birth to it has forced it to learn how to drive using a 1986 Ford Escort with a manual shift. Yep…that’s right. A 13-year-old driving a manual, POS car through Tulsa to buy tampons, Pepsi, and a bag of ice.
“The Site” Has Fourteen Years, Approximately
A non-exhaustive list of books that “The Site” has read thus far:
That Time That “The Site” Took Not One but Two Bitches to Not “The Site’s” Prom Since “The Site” Dropped Out of High School Its Freshman Year
That’s though not the point of this post. The actual point has more to do with this song…