Category: #Abuse
शुभ ईस्टर (aka The Actual Beginning of This Story)
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Get Serious! He’s Making A’s in EVERYTHING!!
Who do you think you’re talking to?! All I can say is, if God was giving out sexually transmitted diseases to people as a punishment for sinning, then you would be at the free clinic all the time!
A.B.B.A. (All BareBack All-the-time!)
This totes brings back memories about that time when the Evil One brought the Psych Patient home after he tried to kill himself by shooting himself in the stomach. What a dumb fuck. The real shame was that he didn’t succeed.
Okay, It Was Cute at First, but Now
I just wanna shoot myself in the face when I hear it. Could 106.9 play Sixpence None the Richer’s Kiss Me just like 17,000 more times? PLEASE?!
#PUSSYGALORE
“The Site” had a James Bond-themed, costumed-birthday party because it has never, and never will, watch one of those movies. Seriously, it’s never seen one.