Category: #Fletcherize
Do You Masticate?
Funny thing is, “The Site” is only 13-years-old, and already, the evil cunt that gave birth to it has forced it to learn how to drive using a 1986 Ford Escort with a manual shift. Yep…that’s right. A 13-year-old driving a manual, POS car through Tulsa to buy tampons, Pepsi, and a bag of ice.
HEY GIRL! HAPPY JESUS-AIN’T-DEAD DAY … LET’S PARTY!! #Mimosas
Want some fag brunch and some fag drinks? Sounds fun. #TotesSorry … it’s now #Queer to be apropos for the bureaucratic cockroaches.
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in #DISreality, #Fixed, #Fletcherize, #GlitchesInTheMatrix, #GoodTimes, #HeadlineNews, #Health, Back when gay was fun and not just a exploitable commodity for the bureaucratic oligarchy, Bureaucratic Cunts Even Back Then…like I said…COCKROACHES!, That time that I figured out I was a bureaucrat, The True Face of Colonialism is a Bureaucrat, Washington, DCThere’s a whole lot more to the story. Just ask you if you’d like to know more. It started with a 1500$ a plate dinner with a bunch of fancy pants at the Smithsonian and turned into a massive spreading of Swine Flu across the DC Metropolitan Area. “The Site” went on an adventure…