Do You Masticate?

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in #Baptist, #DISreality, #Fletcherize, #GlitchesInTheMatrix, #GoodTimes, #HELP!, #OKState, #TheAngstyYears, #TheNewDarkAges, #WillThereBeANewRenaissance?, It is the thing to do., Those who can, do; those who can’t, teach!

“Do you masticate, Mr. Lightbody?”
#Fletcherize!

Funny thing is, “The Site” is only 13-years-old, and already, the evil cunt that gave birth to it forced it to learn how to drive using a 1986 Ford Escort with a manual shift. Yep … that’s right. A 13-year-old driving a manual, W.P.O.S car with rusted-out floorboards through Tulsa by itself to buy tampons, Pepsi, and a bag of ice from the Warehouse Market.

More on that story later.

Advice, any kind of advice, including medical, should always be obtained from the boob toob.

“Cuz’ I said so!” -Your Mother, once again.

Bien sûr !

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