After an amazing year-and-half of dealing with Brian and his production starring yours truly, a rather tragic sort of comedy called: BEATEN / BATTERED / ABUSED – REWIND, “The Site” decided to adopt this as its theme song. (It knows. It knows. It has like 279, 732 theme songs, and almost as many sexual partners. What’s your point?)

PS “The SIte” also completed its substance abuse residency, and doesn’t weigh 63,5kgs, anymore. They said that “The Site” looked like death-warmed-over when it arrived.

Soy yo! PS The only person to ever propose to “The Site” beat the ever loving shit out of it on a regular basis, but ever odder, the only person “The Site” ever proposed to rupture its esophagus and smashed its head into a kitchen floor after brain surgery. #Irony

Can the site put it any better? “The Site” does not believe so….

PS Moriah Casán made “The Site” do it.

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