C-MORE LORE: Stories of an Idyllic Town Called Claremore, Oklahoma in Rogers County aka Another Shithole


C-MORE LORE IS A PROJECT WITHIN A PROJECT.
THIS IS AN ORAL HISTORY OF THE TRUE CLAREMORE.

THE CLAREMORE THAT NO ONE WANTS YOU TO SEE.
IT WILL BE GORY AND PAINFUL AND BRUTAL WITH THE OCCASIONAL UNSUBSTANTIATED RUMOR, BUT MOST OF ALL, IT WILL BE THE DARKNESS THAT NO CLAREMORON WANTS YOU TO KNOW.

#TXCHAINSAWMASSACREHASNOTHINGONCMORE.


When you see a blog post by the daughter of one of your former employers stating something about her “crazy mother;” well, let “The Site” tell you something…that bitch is BAT SHIT CRAZY!

Holy fuck…never did “The Site” comprehend what it was getting itself into when it agreed to be the paralegal for Leslie A. Ellis Kissinger, Attorney and Counselor at Law in Claremore, Oklahoma.

Seriously, wtf, did “The Site” get itself into with this one?!

This story is gonna take a moment to truly develop.

It involves a lot of being screamed at by Leslie, by Michael Zacharias, by Robert Price, basically by any attorney that was on the other side of the legal issue from Leslie, and again, lots of screaming by Leslie.

All the while “The Site” keeps reminding itself that as long as it is learning it is a good thing.


Mike Fuckerberg is the #AntiChrist according to the Old Hag FortuneTeller Lady. #FACT!

It was definitely learning. Besides writing and filing legal documents, making deposits into escrow accounts, handling the bookkeeping, dealing with the clients … looking back on it … “The Site” is not exactly sure what Ms. Kissinger did.

Also, totes irony…”The Site” got this job after she fired her previous paralegal for fucking a Claremore Police officer on her desk. She walked in on it. The irony is that this woman was the same woman that my dad was sleeping with when my parents ended it for the second time, third time, who the fuck knows.

Anywho, the town whore really made her rounds and people wonder where “The Site” learned all this shit from…hmm? Ya’ fuckin’ #hypocrites.

As its Gramma used to say, ‘More Christians send people to hell than anyone else.’

“The Site”

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