The Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit

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OSUalumnus
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in the name of TABARNAK!

Our Father who art in heaven, Hallowed be thy name.

Thy kingdom come, Thy will be done on earth, as it is in heaven.

J’adore Mme Basia Bulat.

Give us this day our daily bread.

This is actually a Christian song; it is approved by the Southern Baptist Church to be used during church services….especially the part en français. Bien sûr !

And forgive us our trespassers, as we forgive those who trespass against us.

And if you ever wondered how the whores at the Oklahoma State University sororities maintain their Christiany, Stepford-ness while keeping the Frat boys happy between blowjobs from their token gays … this song explains it, in detail. lolz

I love the internet. #FreedomofSpeech #DamntheMan #TheManIsActually the #BureaucraticOligarchy aka [go fuck yourselves in the] #BureauCunts!
There’s nothing like the first time. (I think … I don’t really remember my first time, or the other 3,000 times, either.)

And lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil:

This is allegedly a Christian worship song. It involves sloppy wet kisses, and some Jesus lovin’.
What else could you ask for? Sex?
Christians would say this is Christian. I would say it is nonsensical.
Nonetheless, it is still fun to watch … who wouldn’t want to participate in a giant gangbang with this stage of #HOTPOMM?

For thine is the kingdom, and the power, and the glory, forever. Amen.

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