Well, have ya?
Have ya done sth?
Anything?? #Proud.

There shouldn’t be anything wrong with a feeling of pride
in your accomplishments.

“The Site” has done many things, and it is continuing to do so. #curiosity #tenacity

Why does it seem like people want nothing more than to destroy it?

And that’s why you gotta keep aiming high. Search for the hero inside yourself. Until you find the key to your life. #matilda #heathers

Well, I guess it all started the first time I went through the second grade. I caught my reflection in a spoon while I was eating my cereal, and I remembered thinking ‘wow, you’re ridiculously good looking; maybe you could do that for a career?’

“The Site”
(from another dimension…perhaps.)
“Fuck me gently with a chainsaw. Do I look like Mother Theresa?”

Discover more from America's Most Disgusting Orange

Subscribe now to keep reading
and get access to the full archive.

Continue reading