Pretty much on repeat every Saturday for at least 52 Saturdays. It was the reason “The Site” wanted to be a football player for #OSU. It figured that all locker rooms were just like this one.

Brought to you by #FOX23 Tulsa, OK #Naïveté
“The Site” has seen this movie at least 7.627.966 times, and never, never-ever, did it realize that Miss Dolly wrote this song about Stillwater, OK … more specifically … Oklahoma State University.

This is literally a song about prostitutes … it means the bureaucratic oligarchy operating #OKState.
Oh, and it totes means sex workers to be totes #PC. #Totes.

#BrandsBelongonCattle and that’s not what we’re selling at Miss Mona’s. But #OSU is definitely sellin’ over there at #PITAC. #Allegedly.

Unfortunately, “The Site” did learn that football players only do this sorta stuffs after midnight, under the guise of night, when their girlfriends are passed out. This is not appropriate conduct for a locker room, but it’s still a motherfucking amawzing movie / musical.
#WillRogers would be #Proud.

#jockstrap #fetish

See…more evidence of the awesomeness of #lockerrooms.

SHUT UP! You’re makin’ a fool outta yourself; this is #football. All people wanna hear about is #touchdowns and #injuries…not all that grape-shit. #Ousier

Lolz

YOU ARE A PIG FROM HELL!

(Another of the many, many, many … like countless … women held within “The Site’s” Hall of Awesomeness.)

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