Bureaucrats = Cockroaches

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This part is under construction and may be for quite some time.

Just like the cockroach, a bureaucrat is an equally cunning foe. The only difference is that the bureaucrat is hiding in plain sight.

Everywhere you look is this disgusting creature; yet, no one pays any attention to the infestation that is actually destroying our world.

John Q. Public, Ret. Exterminator for the Orkin Company

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In brief, the general concept of a bureaucracy is any organization composed of multiple departments, each with policy- and decision-making authority. Bureaucracy is all around us, from government agencies to nonprofits to schools, so it’s important to know how bureaucracies work, what real-world bureaucracies look like, and all of the cons of bureaucracy. (There are no pros – only con…fidence people.) But, here are some portmanteaux to help you remember the extent of which these creatures infest our lives: BureauCunts℠, PiggieCrats℠, IgnoSheeples℠, DINOs℠, RINOs, Cult Followers of Mike Fuckerberg and his fiefs (like Kim Kardashian or Elon Musk).

All of the approximately 2,000 federal government agencies, divisions, departments, and commissions are examples of bureaucracies. The most visible of those bureaucracies include the Social Security Administration, the Internal Revenue Service, and the Veterans Benefits Administration. (And that number doesn’t include the local- and state-level’s of government, nor the public schools and universities, or the nonprofits and propagandists disguised as news that suck off the teat of the taxpayer.)

In an ideal bureaucracy (aka a non-existent delusion of absolute stupidity), the principles and processes are based on rational, clearly-understood rules, and they are applied in a manner that is never influenced by interpersonal relationships or political alliances.

However, in practice, bureaucracies ALWAYS fail to achieve this ideal.