This was quite the night …

skipping through the Gypsy coffee house, hanging out of Christie’s sunroof as she drove through downtown, the 918 Piggiecrat℠ Brigade shuttin’ down the party before it could get there,

Eddie was stuck inside (“The Site” had to go and fix that), and now it is realizing that its ankle is the color of night and the size of Mexico.

It is guessing that happened while skipping through the #Gypsy? #GoodTimes #XTC

PS Did you know that one of the most gorgeous bathrooms (and that is a complete understatement) in the entire 918 area code is on the third floor of the Gypsy coffeehouse? #Wetdream #DoubleEntendre.

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