Howdy ya’ll!

You may know “The Site” from these award-winning and critically acclaimed sitcoms, or maybe from its memorable made-for-TV dramas, such as: Satan Is the Evil Cunt that Gave Birth to It; The Experience of Countless Orgasms before It Could Experience Its Own; Beaten / Battered / Abused; NAÏVETÉ is Detrimental to IQ; How To Have Sex To Stay Alive at 16; Beaten / Battered / Abused – Rewind; Backstabbed by BureauCunts℠; The Idiocracy at the Bartlett Center; How a Professor Became the Harvey Weinstein of Land-Grant Universities; Cunts”R”Us;Beaten / Battered / Abused – Part 3; Totally & Permanently Disabled, (but hey, at least it tried!); and the coup de grâce,

#H8OKST8.

WAIT! WAIT! WAIT!

HOLD UP!
CUT! CUT!!!

DAMN IT, JANET!!

CUT!!!

NONE OF THIS HAS HAPPENED, YET.

WELCOME TO “THE SITE.”

AND JUST ICYMIOA (+once again): The following program (aka GoPokes.org) contains mature situations and/or themes including violent and/or sexual material, cigarette / vape smoking, teen angst, #BureauCunts aka the Bureaucratic Oligarchy, #PiggieCrats with tiny erections, actual abortions, overdoses, sarcasm, alcoholism, What, What in the Butt?, emotions, devotions, to causing a commotion, creation, vacation?, mucho masturbation, compassion, fashion, passion, Sontag, Sondheim, anything and everything taboo, Ginsberg, Dylan, Cunningham and Cage, Lenny Bruce, Langston Hughes, Buddha, Pablo Neruda, bisexuals, trisexuals, homo sapiens, carcinogens, hallucinogens, men, Pee Wee Herman, German wine, turpentine, Gertrude Stein, Antonioni, Bertolucci, Kurosawa, Carmina Burana (but not at the State Opera House of the Czech Republic), apathy to entropy to empathy, repeatedly jerking off on a Zoom meeting, Vaclav Havel, The Sex Pistols, HBC, from shame to no more shame, and never playing the Fame Game, sodomy cuz it’s between God and me, BDSM and M&Ms, fascinations with the occult, RINOs and DEMOniCRATs, drug references, substance use (since the propagandists changed the term from abuse to use), and the oft-repeated question: “WHEN DID HISTORY BEGIN?,” which may be too disturbing for some.*

This program is rated TV–MA and is intended for mature audiences, only.

VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED.

^{*Furthermore, the views and/or opinions expressed herein do not necessarily reflect the views and/or opinions of “The Site.”}

^{For example, “The Site” in no way, shape, or form condones the Uber-Karens (since that is the politically correct way of saying CUNT!) that want to censor We, The People, but it is willing to somewhat play the game on its own terms if it will expose the truth about these worthless-piece-of-shit, Puritanical, hypocritical CUNTS! … “The Site” means Karens (sorry, not sorry!) … that probably deserve prison sentences, like Ann Hargis, allegedly. #AntiTipper! #FUCKtheMPAA.}

^{PS And fuck those dumb cunts on TV that think censoring the internet will protect their #WPOS, entitled little brats.}

^{Those fuckers deserve the world that is left behind.}

^{It’s funny cuz it’s sad, and it’s sad cuz it’s true.}