Did you know that you should just skip law school like Kim Kardashian because it is a complete & total waste of time & money?
id you know that all you really need to do to be as good of a shyster as the next is to follow these five (5) simple steps?
STEP 1:
Watch Night Court (all seasons).
STEP 2:
Watch Harry’s Law (both seasons).
STEP 3:
Regardez Une femme exemplaire (toutes les saisons) !
STEP 4:
Watch My Cousin Vinny.
STEP 5:
La pièce de résistance … last but not least … La revanche d’une blonde !!
Voilà, you are now officially as educated as it gets in how to be a shyster.
Or maybe not…
You know, as “The Site’s” Gramma is always saying, “There are exceptions to every rule.”
This person, ci-dessous, is an excellent example of an exception that could probably use some form of education – any form of education, really.
Seriously, WTF is a First Amendment Auditor?! It sounds totes adorable. Mmmmmmm’kay.
PS Click the gear button, and make it play at 2x speed. It is much more entertaining that way.
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Curious? Tenacious? Have the Balls?