…except that “The Site” has an extremely difficult time figuring out something to be thankful for with regards to the evil cunt that gave birth to it – until today.
“The Site” is a little over 2-years-old, now. It already knows how to do most of the basics for taking care of itself. It is amazing what you can accomplish by pushing a chair around a hardwood floor at 5AM to say…make a bowl of cereal before the cartoons start. There are some things you have to learn quickly when you have a(n alleged) mother with severe mental health issues.
Anyway, back to the one thing “The Site” can say it is thankful for regarding the evil cunt that gave birth to it, and that is, it is thankful for the fact that this devil creature keeps “The Site” in a playpen in front of MTV, almost every hour, of every day…well, until that obnoxious flag starts waving.
So, “The Site” can honestly say that it is thankful that its supposed, sorry-excuse-for-a-mother woman used a playpen and MTV as a babysitter for the first several years…it will turn out…of its life.
*Did anyone ever think that this might be why “The Site” will know how to play the piano by ear in the future?
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