#TheVirginMary #Madonna #BlessedMotherofAll (until the Tarot cards say that she’ll lose her goddamned mind about 25-years in the future. Mwahahaha!)

SIDE NOTE: OSU IS (AND ALWAYS WILL BE) A SHITHOLE.

SO, LET’S JUST SKIP THE BOW SINCE THE COWBOYS HAVEN’T ACCOMPLISHED ANYTHING IN A CENTURY OF EXISTENCE. #GoPokes #PistolsFiring!

It’s like you wrote this as a foreshadowed piece of advice to your future self, but it is of “The Site’s” layits opinion that you will not take it. #BowOutGracefully with your #BedTimesStories.

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