YOU SHOULD ALWAYS DEAL WITH BUREAUCUNTS IN WRITING, BY EMAIL, OR IF NEITHER OF THOSE OPTIONS ARE AVAILABLE – ALWAYS, ALWAYS, ALWAYS – RECORD EVERY PHONE CALL WITH THESE HORRIFIC EXCUSES FOR HUMAN BEINGS.
ALSO, ANY CHANCE YOU GET: REMIND THEM THAT THEY DO NOT DESERVE RESPECT, AND THAT THEY ARE YOUR BITCH! #DAMNTHEMAN
#FUCKBUREAUCUNTSINTHEIRSTUPIDSTUPIDSTUPIDOVERPAIDUNDERWORKEDCUNTS.
So, today I go and check my mailbox, which frankly, is a rare occurrence because I just don’t give a fuck, and today is one of those days when I wish I would have given even less of a fuck than I normally do which is none. Anywho, I get this nonsensical letter from the cognitively challenged BureauCunts over at the City of Tulsa’s Shit-Excuse for a Transit System warning me about no-shows and late cancellations.
I’m like, “Wuh? En serio?!”
The letter begins by saying, “Our records indicate you haveno [sic] showed and/or late canceled 15 percent (15%) or more of your scheduled trips within the past 30-day look-back period. No shows and late cancellations are defined as [blah, blah, blah, we are stupid BureauCunts …].”
Now, let’s set aside the horrors I witnessed regarding an utterly atrocious abuse of the English language (and all in just two measly sentences), but once you read the rest of this uploaded nonsense (ci-dessus), one will witness a litany of ever more horrific butcherings of the English language while also becoming illogically threatening. My first thought is: only a BureauCunt can screw up a form letter this badly, and my second is: does this idiotic BureauCunt know anything about their own policies?
To confirm a big giant NO regarding anyone having any knowledge of the Tulsa Transit Lift Program’s policies, it only took a few phone calls, a couple of BureauCunts to figure out why this letter was sent, what the actual policy is, and then a quick meeting to discuss the best lie to provide to me to cover-up the real reason for this gestapo-like bullshit by incompetent BureauCunts working for the Shitty of Tulsa.
First, here is the letter, and its addendums, in all its original glory.
Tell me this makes sense. Do it!
Once I read this letter, and was thoroughly confused, I called them thinking that they’d be like, “Oh, sorry that’s a mistake,” but of course not, they’re BureauCunts.
So here are the recordings of the phone calls.
You can formulate your own opinion.
For some context, call number one went to the call center, and I was told by that first person (Sharon?) that she would have her supervisor, Pat, call me back. (Notice that she gave me her supervisor’s name.)
I missed the call from Pat, and then called back; that person told me that Pat was on the phone, and that she would have her call right back, which she did.
This is where the recording begins:
My only question now is, why do I have to put up with this bullshit?
It is because I am disabled.
If I wasn’t, these BureauCunts wouldn’t hold any power over my person. These are sick individuals that need to be constantly reminded that they are nothing more than BureauCunts, and that they work for the American People.
PS There is a whole lot more context to come including a fun little company that goes by many names (e.g. The Providence Group, MODIVCare, Logisticare, etc.) that is nothing more than a nationwide money-laundering scheme for raking in massive Medicaid profits for its shareholders, allegedly.
(I have plenty of evidence that shows how these companies are interconnected, and how they go from non-profit to for-profit, allegedly. We, the American People, need to put the entire United States Bureaucratic Oligarchy on trial and in prison for its rather beautifully intricate web of lies, collusion, fraud, and deceit that is so morbidly obese, we are going to have to roll it in flour to find the wet spot. It’s there … somewhere.
ALLEGEDLY, of course!)
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