Category: #HELP!

That Time That “The Site” Took Not One but Two Bitches to Not “The Site’s” Prom Since “The Site” Dropped Out of High School Its Freshman Year
Apr 17, 1996
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OSUalumnus
in #Baptist, #DISreality, #GlitchesInTheMatrix, #GoodTimes, #HELP!, #MeToo, #soyyo, #TheAngstyYears, #TheNewDarkAges, #WillThereBeANewRenaissance?, Those who can, do; those who can’t, teach!
That’s though not the point of this post. The actual point has more to do with this song…
¡Felices Pascuas!
Mar 30, 1997
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OSUalumnus
in #GlitchesInTheMatrix, #GoodTimes, #HappyEaster, #HELP!, #MeToo, #Precedence, #TheAngstyYears, Those who can, do; those who can’t, teach!
The best film ever made. EVER!
One of “The Site’s” More Embarrassing Walmart Parking Lot Moments
Aug 5, 1998
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OSUalumnus
in #DISreality, #Health, #HELP!, Those who can, do; those who can’t, teach!
To make things worse ”The Site” was wearing a pair of khaki shorts.
Okay, It Was Cute at First, but Now
Jun 30, 1999
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OSUalumnus
in #Abuse, #HELP!, Christianity, Downtown TUL is where it’s at!, Freedom of Expression, Lower Depths of Hell, Mapplethorpe, Me Head, Music, Those who can, do; those who can’t, teach!
I just wanna shoot myself in the face when I hear it. Could 106.9 play Sixpence None the Richer’s Kiss Me just like 17,000 more times? PLEASE?!
Cáisc Shona daoibh
Apr 15, 2001
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OSUalumnus
in #Baptist, #Cubs, #DISreality, #FOXNews, #GlitchesInTheMatrix, #GoPokes, #HappyEaster, #HELP!, #MeToo, #ProChoice, Those who can, do; those who can’t, teach!
#Enya…Need It Say More? Wtf?!
¡Soy yo, Bitches! (Another theme song)
Dec 31, 2002
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OSUalumnus
in #HELP!, #MeToo, #QuiénesSon, #TheAngstyYears, Survivor, Those who can, do; those who can’t, teach!, Ungenteel
After an amazing year-and-half of dealing with Brian and his production starring yours truly, a rather tragic sort of comedy called: BEATEN / BATTERED / ABUSED, REWIND, “The Site” decided to adopt this as its theme song.
This Is a Song That “The Site” Must Sing at Least Once per Week. It’s a Good Reminder
Oct 17, 2007
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OSUalumnus
in #DISreality, #GlitchesInTheMatrix, #GoodTimes, #Health, #HELP!, That time that I figured out I was a bureaucrat, Those who can, do; those who can’t, teach!
In singin’ stuffs the breath-taking place is represented by l’apostrophe; not sure why. #Weird.