“The Site” has always been torn between these three versions of this one song.
Which is your favorite?
A. Bruce Springsteen’s version (mostly, in this specific case, because “The Site” thinks he is the most gorgeous thing, ever. #FutureHusband numero uno & #TwunkOG):
B. Patti Smith’s version (co-writer of song, fairly certain … “The Site” should go to the library and ask a librarian to find the answer):
C. 10,000 Maniacs, which is frankly, and with all honesty, its favorite (and “The Site” is fairly certain they have nothing to do with it besides creating an awesome live cover version – and possibly the most awesome version, ever-created):
As its gramma would say, “If wishes were horses then beggars would ride.”
Fun fact: even though Because the Night on this album is, ostensibly, its favorite version of the song, it is not its favorite song in the concert. That would be the one that makes The Evil Cunt that Gave Birth to It cringe every time it plays the song – either on the piano or from either album version – because it hits a bit too close to home to that evil fucking Jezebel cunt-of-a-whore.
So, of course, “The Site” plays it all the time…not because it drives that bitch crazy, but because it truly loves the song. It would behoove her to take a look in the mirror and realize that not everything is about that stupid bitch.
S It’s also very helpful to realize that you can’t fix anybody but yourself. #LostCauses